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Gestart door -=Nienna=-, 14 februari 2005, 19:55:03

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Metal is...

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Trui!
12 (66.7%)
Gay
4 (22.2%)
Zo'n beetje d'r tussenin...
2 (11.1%)

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Stemmen gesloten: 14 februari 2005, 19:55:03

-=Nienna=-

Wat vind jij van metal? Wat is je favoriete metal?
Black
Death
Doom
Electronic
Folk/Viking
Gothic
Heavy/Traditional
Orchestral/Symphonic
Power
Progressive
Speed/Thrash

Ik vind metal geweldig, de beste muzieksoort die er is \m/
Ik hou van best veel metal, maar toch vooral Power/Doom/Progressive/Trash metal *merkt op dat dat ze bijna allemaal zijn* Awel, metal is gewoon trui!

Ra58

tuulk trui :P
ben een echte metal liefhebber....
mar "gewone" rock gaat er bij ok nog wel in, maar liefst metal })

ojah en dan t liefst : trash,goth en black
Metal up your ass!

-=Nienna=-

Citaat van: "Ra58"
ojah en dan t liefst : trash,goth en black
Blekkie! :P

elskutje

METAL RULEZ!!!! alle metal is stoer! (rock ook maar daar gaat t niej over) ):O  ):O

museGirl

a). wat is trui? heel goed zeker? b). ik hou van rammstein, wat voor een soort metal is dat?
dtollite portas, principes vestras, et elevamini, portae aeternales

Little_tallie

Wie heeft het woord "trui" uitgevonden?

Ja ik hou van Black, Death metal. Whaa maar rock ook ;)
en gothic

en

nouja alles behalve R&B ofzow
W

Ra58

Metal up your ass!

-=Nienna=-

Citaat van: "Little_tallie"Wie heeft het woord "trui" uitgevonden?

Ja ik hou van Black, Death metal. Whaa maar rock ook ;)
en gothic

en

nouja alles behalve R&B ofzow
Hank! Alles komt voort uit Hank, en Hank komt weer voort uit alles :P
En noem 'ns wat bandjes, die je leuk vind?

-=Nienna=-

Soorten metal:

CiteerHEAVY METAL:

The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks
some beers and screws the princess


GRIND METAL:

The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable
for about 2 minutes and then leaves...


POWER METAL:

The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the
dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest


THRASH METAL:

The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and
screws her....... easy and quick



FOLK METAL:

The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins,
flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess


VIKING METAL:

The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy
axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle
and burns the place before he leaves


DEATH METAL:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, screws the princess and
kills her, then leaves


BLACK METAL:

The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it
in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her
blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the
deflowered princess


GORE METAL:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the
front of the castle, screws the princess and kills her....then he screws
again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, screws
the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and screws it for the
last time


DOOM METAL:

The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that
he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well


PROGRESSIVE METAL:

The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes,
the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to
the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques
learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes,
and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist


GLAM METAL:

The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and
lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the
castle in a beautiful pink color


INDUSTRIAL METAL:

The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene
gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by
security guards.

Ra58

dus eigenlijk... dood hij de draak en fockt de prinses?
Metal up your ass!

-=Nienna=-

Citaat van: "Ra58"dus eigenlijk... dood hij de draak en fockt de prinses?
Niet allemaal :P

Ra58

Metal up your ass!

CherryKiss

Metal, niets mis mee wat mij betreft.
't liefst orchestral/symphonic, heavy/traditional & blackmetal.

mvo


elanelvin

je moet er wel van houden, metal is the best